30 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Guys Actually Try

March 4, 2016 | Matt

For men, talking to women is among the greatest challenges in life. And most men are very, very unequal to the challenge. There’s something especially cringeworthy about cornball pickup lines. These are the cringingest.


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It’s a general rule of thumb that including the words “I want to lick you” in your opening line is always a bad idea. Lucas’s line was so bad, it drained her phone down to 5% battery life.