Kris Jenner Just Got A Champagne Vending Machine
When you were a kid, did you speculate about what you would do with millions of dollars if you ever got them as an adult? Well, Kris Jenner is basically living inside of whatever cockamamie fantasy you came up with after watching the movie Blank Check.
She just got a “champagne vending machine” as a gift. Yep, a vending machine. For champagne. An unlimited amount of champagne.
Jenner posted a pic of the vending machine to her Instagram today.
“When a forklift shows up at my house on Monday morning with a Champagne Vending Machine and an unlimited supply of [champagne brand] Champagne i am jumping for joy!! And I’m not gonna lie a little drunk.”
Imagine having an Instagram with so much reach that an alcohol company sends you an “unlimited champagne” vending machine just for mentioning them on your account.
The machine was ostensibly a gift from Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, as well as Hen Atkin and Mike Rosenthal. She was happy.
“I LOVE you guys thank you my beautiful freinds #ilovechampagne#ilovemyfriends #blessed #luckygirl,” she expounded.
Jenner just moved into a new house, so the vending machine was a housewarming gift. A completely over the top housewarming gift. She’s living in Hidden Hills, California. So if you’re close by, just follow the sound of popping corks.