The Situation Is Getting Married
The Situation, notorious star of The Jersey Shore, has proposed to his girlfriend Lauren Pesce. Situation, real name Mike Sorrentino, popped the question on the latest episode of Shore.
The two of them have known each other for fifteen years. Sorrentino knew he was going to be proposing, coming into the latest season.
“My dream was to have my proposal with all my best friends around me and I have that. I just need them all to focus and help me get through this so I can do this proposal without a hitch.”
The proposal was a major production. Pauly D served as DJ, while Vinny manned the projector and the Jersey women decorated.
“The past year I’ve wanted to propose. I’ve had this court situation kind of holding me back. And now it’s here and I’m ready,” he commented in reference to the tax evasion charges he has plead guilty to. He is currently up against a prison sentence with a maximum of five years.
“Lauren is the light at the end of my tunnel. Lauren is everything. Lauren is my best friend. She is my soulmate. She is my better half and knowing that I found that, I’m willing to face anything in life.”
Thankfully, she said yes. The roomies cried and then gave the happy couple some rainbow cookies, an inside joke with Lauren.